Travel Bytch's Tours are Here!
🎉 Big News! Travel Bytch's First Tour Is Here! 🎉
Are you ready to travel like a bad Bytch?We’re thrilled to announce the launch of our FIRST-EVER Travel Bytch Tour – a luxury, laughter-filled adventure across Rome, Florence, Venice, and Santorini that’s guaranteed to be unforgettable.
This isn’t just a trip; it’s the ultimate bucket-list experience packed with culture, stunning destinations, and just the right amount of mischief. And the best part? Your Comedy Concierge, April Macie, will be there every step of the way to keep the laughs rolling while you explore the world in style.
Here’s What You’ll Get for $4,000 Per Person
(Discounts available for double occupancy!)
• Luxury Accommodations: 4-5 star hotels with daily breakfast in Rome, Florence, and Venice.
• Seamless Travel: First-class train tickets and all transportation to scheduled activities.
• Iconic Experiences:
– Guided Colosseum tour in Rome.
– Walks through the highlights of Rome, Florence, and Venice.
– Skip-the-line access to major attractions:
– The Colosseum in Rome
– Accademia Gallery in Florence (Michelangelo’s David)
• Optional Day Trips:
– Explore the Tuscan countryside (Pisa, Siena, San Gimignano, and a vineyard lunch).
– Discover the colorful villages of Cinque Terre
• *Exclusive Moments:*
– A magical Venice Sunset Gondola Experience.
– A dreamy sunset picnic with panoramic views of Florence at Piazzale Michelangelo.
• Other Surprises that we promise you’ll love!
—
What’s Not Included
• Flights (April can assist with booking your flights if needed).
• Travel insurance (required).
• Meals outside of breakfast (don’t worry, we’ll book fabulous dinner reservations for you—cost not included).
—
Special Add-Ons
Want even more adventure?
• Add 2 Days at Oktoberfest in Munich for $600: Includes 4-star hotel, reserved beer tent seating, and a guided city tour.
• Santorini for stunning sunsets and a catamaran cruise (inquire for pricing).
—
Payment Plan Options
1. Secure Your Spot with a $1,000 Non-Refundable Deposit.
2. Flexible payments:
– Second Payment: $1,000
– Third Payment: $1,000
– Final Payment: $1,000
Flexible plans available upon request.
—
Why Choose Travel Bytch?
Because life’s too short for boring vacations. This is your chance to indulge in luxury, explore the world, and laugh your way through an adventure with April Macie as your Comedy Concierge.
📆 Spots are LIMITED, so book now!
April can even help you with booking flights if you need assistance. Gather your crew, secure your deposit, and get ready to live your best travel life. Let’s make this first tour legendary!
Customized Itinerary: Rome, Florence, Venice & Santorini… and optional Octoberfest
All hotels will be 4-star or above, offering premium comfort and excellent locations. Train tickets for all legs of the trip will be purchased in advance to ensure a seamless journey. And, of course, April Macie will be available as your Comedy Concierge, providing laughs, tips, and personalized recommendations along the way!
Cost
• $4,000 per person
Discounts available for double occupancy. (because traveling with a friend, partner, or fellow bad Bytch makes everything more fun and affordable).
——
Itinerary Overview
3 Nights in Rome
Welcome to the Eternal City, where ancient history meets vibrant modern culture.
Day 1:
• Arrival & Check-In: Check into your luxurious 4-star hotel near the historic center.
• Evening Stroll: Explore Piazza Navona, Campo de’ Fiori, and the iconic Trevi Fountain.
• Dinner: Indulge in authentic Roman dishes like cacio e pepe or amatriciana at a top-rated trattoria.
Day 2:
• Morning Tour: Experience the Colosseum and Roman Forum with a guided tour. Immerse yourself in the history of gladiators and emperors.
• Afternoon: Visit the Pantheon, Spanish Steps, and the Villa Borghese gardens.
• Evening: Savor traditional Roman cuisine in the lively Trastevere neighborhood.
Day 3:
• Morning Tour: Explore the Vatican Museums and Sistine Chapel. End with a visit to St. Peter’s Basilica for breathtaking views from the dome.
• Afternoon Free Time: Stroll through Piazza Venezia, shop along Via del Corso, or enjoy gelato by the fountain.
• Evening: Dine at a rooftop restaurant with stunning city views as a final Roman farewell.
—
4 Nights in Florence
A city steeped in Renaissance art, culture, and Tuscan charm.
Day 4:
• Arrival & Check-In: Settle into a luxurious 4-star boutique hotel in the heart of Florence.
• Evening Walk: Discover the Duomo, Piazza della Signoria, and the Ponte Vecchio under the evening lights.
• Dinner: Relish a hearty bistecca alla fiorentina paired with a glass of Chianti wine.
Day 5:
• Day Trip to Cinque Terre:
– Discover the colorful cliffside villages of Monterosso, Vernazza, and Manarola.
– Hike scenic trails, swim in the Ligurian Sea, or simply take in the breathtaking views.
Day 6:
• Florence Highlights:
– Explore the Uffizi Gallery’s Renaissance masterpieces and Michelangelo’s David at the Accademia.
– Wander artisan shops in Oltrarno and sample traditional Florentine street food.
• Dinner: Enjoy fresh handmade pasta and local Tuscan wines at a cozy ristorante.
Day 7:
• Tuscany Day Trip:
– Morning: Marvel at Pisa’s Leaning Tower and wander Siena’s medieval streets.
– Afternoon: Visit San Gimignano, known for its towers and gelato.
– Lunch: Dine at a vineyard in the Tuscan countryside, complete with wine tastings.
—
2 Nights in Venice
Step into a fairytale city of canals, gondolas, and timeless beauty.
Day 8:
• Arrival & Check-In: Stay in a 4-star hotel overlooking the Grand Canal or a quiet piazza.
• Evening Stroll: Explore St. Mark’s Square, the Rialto Bridge, and Venice’s charming back alleys.
• Dinner: Enjoy seafood specialties like risotto al nero di seppia or Venetian cicchetti.
Day 9:
• Morning: Take a gondola ride or explore the Doge’s Palace and St. Mark’s Basilica.
• Afternoon: Visit Murano for glass-blowing demonstrations or Burano for its colorful houses.
• Evening: Relax with aperitivo by the canal as the sun sets, followed by a romantic Venetian dinner.
—
3 Nights in Santorini
End your journey with the stunning sunsets and crystal-clear waters of Greece’s most iconic island.
Day 10:
• Arrival & Check-In: Stay at a 4-star cliffside hotel with caldera views in Oia or Fira.
• Evening: Watch the famous Santorini sunset from Oia’s cliffside, followed by a Mediterranean dinner overlooking the sea.
Day 11:
• Morning Activity: Explore Santorini’s volcanic beaches, charming villages, or ancient Akrotiri ruins.
• Afternoon Free Time: Relax by the pool or wander through local shops.
• Optional Evening Experience: Sunset catamaran cruise with dinner, drinks, and stops at hot springs and Red Beach.
Day 12:
• Morning: Hike from Fira to Oia along the caldera’s edge for breathtaking views.
• Afternoon: Savor a long lunch of fresh seafood and Santorini wine at a seaside taverna.
• Evening: Enjoy your last sunset with a celebratory dinner and a toast to an unforgettable trip.
—
Travel with April Macie
Throughout the trip, April will be available to elevate your experience with her signature wit and humor. Whether you need a restaurant recommendation, help navigating the locals, or just a good laugh over wine, she’s your go-to Comedy Concierge.
Pack your bags, bring your sense of humor, and travel like a bad Bytch for just $4,000 per person. Discounts available for double occupancy!